ULTRA EARLYBIRDS ULTRA EARLYBIRDS

fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

true story

(via twistedtheory)

scoobydoof:

everyone has a weird emo cousin and if you don’t then that means you are the weird emo cousin

(Source: princesscoconut, via jaded-dreamers)